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Archive for April, 2013

OT: A Message From God's Ass

 This is exactly what He told me. The message was very clear, and has

absolutely no application here, or to anyone reading this except me.

I’m only posting it because I thought it was funny. And God said, "Why

don’t you get down off your fucking Hi horse and walk for a while, you

lazy son of a bitch?" In any event, I think it was God. It might have

just been the horse, of course.

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Home.

I’m home. It’s 3 in the morning.

I’m late because my car broke down.

I was walking to the nearest town

to get some help when a good

Samaritan offered me a ride.

I jumped at the chance.

It was a crazy ride.
I ’bout shit my pants:

the guy drove a hundred miles

an hour. He must have Known

that I was in a hurry. Still,

my life flashed before my

eyes as I hung on for dear

Life. But I’m home now,

thank God, and I just

wanted to call to tell

you how much I Love

You.

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Mitt Romney in 2012?

Annoying, I just wrote a fairly long piece on discussions I had about

Mitt Romney with friends last night, and then Topix.com lost it…

I’ll retype it later, but will toss that angle on the topic out now,

and when I return I’ll add my take on it…

Anyone game?

My opinion, and the opinion of the several friends I spoke with last

night both liberal and conservative agree that unless something

drastic happens soon, by this time next year Mitt Romeny will be in

the White House.

Discuss.

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Seattle?

Any poets here in the Seattle area?

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Home.

I’m home. It’s 3 in the morning.

I’m late because my car broke down.

I was walking to the nearest town

to get some help when a good

Samaritan offered me a ride.

I jumped at the chance.

It was a crazy ride.
I ’bout shit my pants:

the guy drove a hundred miles

an hour. He must have Known

that I was in a hurry. Still,

my life flashed before my

eyes as I hung on for dear

Life. But I’m home now,

thank God, and I just

wanted to call to tell

you how much I Love

You.

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Mitt Romney in 2012?

Annoying, I just wrote a fairly long piece on discussions I had about

Mitt Romney with friends last night, and then Topix.com lost it…

I’ll retype it later, but will toss that angle on the topic out now,

and when I return I’ll add my take on it…

Anyone game?

My opinion, and the opinion of the several friends I spoke with last

night both liberal and conservative agree that unless something

drastic happens soon, by this time next year Mitt Romeny will be in

the White House.

Discuss.

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Seattle?

Any poets here in the Seattle area?

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Ping: Ms. Box

Peekaboo, I see you! LOL. I love to dance, but really haven’t in

years. My wife won’t. Thinks she can’t. Somewhere along the line she

convinced herself that she was too white to have rhythm, so she

refuses to dance. At our wedding it was first dance, last dance,

daddy’s little girl dance, apron dance and that’s it. I don’t think

we’ve danced more than a dozen times since then in the more than two

dozen years we’ve been married. Of course we did do a little lap dance

in the changing room at the reception, and I love nothing more than to

lap at my wife’s lap, but that’s neither here nor there and has

nothing to do with the topic at hand which is dancing, of course of

course.

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Open …

…the door for Mr. Muckle.

http://solongnormal.blogspot.com/

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I Love To Get High.

Thanks for bOLDly taking me to the TOP.

It’s too late to OPT out now;

Eye believe, I believe, aye believe I’m…

http://solongnormal.blogspot.com/

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